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Space A-holes Must Die!
These A-holes have sabotaged yet another nation's space ambitions. India's Mars probe, like so many before it, has been scuttled by the A-holes to prevent...what? Well, that's the Big 64-dollar question, ain't it?
You see, ever since WW2 and the incredible technologies unleashed by German and Nazi research, these A-holes, who have squatted on humanity's collective head for centuries, have been pressing the space technology to establish their Empire of the Heavens. These pernicious dogs actually fancy themselves as akin to the gods of ancient myth and they are determined to capture the sky realms for themselves and 'once again' take their place as gods of the Heavens.
What a load of crap, but the problem is the A-holes believe it, and they are willing to kill, maim and destroy anything to get what they want: a New World Order...only they won't be on the World they intend to Order.
Since the dawn of the Space Age, there seems to be a clear agenda that someone (the A-holes) wants to have complete and unltimate control over who gets there and what they can see and do. An inordinate number of probes seem to fail that don't come from the A-hole military-industrial-financial complex. The Russian Fobos-Grunt, the British Beagle and now the Indian Mars craft have failed, while the US rovers and orbiters don't seem to have any problem.
And no, I obviously don't buy a superior tech story, since US tech is all off the shelf in Mumbai, anymore.
We can add to the list all the Moon probes that seem to rile up the A-holes, especially when they get too near certain sensitive areas, like the manned landing sites. One also gets the sense that there is a high-level (bunch of A-holes) sitting on top of any data that other countries manage to acquire. Everything is just too well managed.
Heck, the BBC story on the Indian probe problems spends a lot of time quoting "unnamed sources" about what could be going on with the satellite. Now just a doggone minute. Why do people commenting on space probes need anonymity? You mean folks can't speak openly about space exploration? Unless, of course, it's an A-hole expert showing off his inside knowledge about what's really gone wrong with the machine.
Any more, it seems like good national policy to announce that you are sending a probe to Venus, and then announce your Mars intentions once you're safely inserted into a trans-martian orbit. Declaring up front just looks like mechanical suicide, at this point.
As researchers such as Hoagland, Farrell and Dolan have pointed out, there is a distinct set of dots to connect that make a picture of a set of A-holes with an iron grasp on all things space. There's also a strong case to be made by these and others that a secret space program exists that serves only the interests of the A-holes.
We can only conclude that the A-holes intend to (or have already) get off the planet, establish themselves as modern-day gods, and then start lobbing crap at us, like meteors and other fun stuff, for fun. Oh, and while they're at it, they'll nuke us (Fukushima, Stuxnet), choke us (BP oil spill) and futz with our genes (GMOs) to see what they can do to return humanity to the Stone Age and back to slaves for the A-holes...not to mention the pure entertainment value of being gods and killing off a billion or so just for fun. Kinda like the Sims.
So, are there really a bunch of A-holes who are trying to recreate the powers of the ancient gods and lord themselves over Mankind at our own expense? I'd say the facts show yes. I've just presented a tiny bit of the evidence - haven't mentioned the Norway seed bank, Project Blue Beam, crop circles, and the like.
What can we do? First of all, acknowledge that they really are shitting on us. Two, that they really are trying to make themselves gods. And three, that they need their wings clipped in a Big Way. If you want to see their wet dream, watch Star Trek into Darkness, only pretend that you are the natives about to be toasted by the volcano, rather than Kirk and McCoy. That's how they see us and themselves.
What a bunch of A-holes.