Ya know? If we Far Siders weren't so darned smart, we might think that the US is purposely squandering its moral and economic leadership.
Not the the US has/had any real moral superiority, but it was a position into which it thrust itself/was thrust by the currents of history. It was an enviable position for a group of people to be in, had they something to offer beside bombs and grifts.
At any rate, they were there for whatever reasons, and they went and tossed it out the window. Of course, maintaining such a position requires at least a modicum of wisdom, which is a commodity of which Washington has never been accused of having a surplus.
As the so-called "leader of the free world," Obama had a chance to unseat China as the elephant in the living room of Southeast Asia. When he was selected the first time, Indonesia went nuts. The whole country was ready to be annexed into the US. They built statues to him and made his childhood home a museum, nay a shrine is more accurate.
Then Obama kept delaying a victory lap around Southeast Asia, and the fervor cooled a bit. When he finally came to Indonesia, he was aloof and even a bit disrespectful. In fact, everyone was waiting for his big speech in Indonesian, but the whole time here, he spoke all of four words of the local lingo. That left folks scratching their heads.
Then there was the APEC meeting just recently in Bali. Indonesia spent several millions of dollars to meet the US delegation's security demands, jumping through dozens of hoops to make sure the Terrorist in Chief wasn't accosted by his competition.
Obama cancelled at the last minute.
Suppose you're throwing a big party and it is centered around the Guest of Honor. In order to attract the GoH, you spend lavishly to make sure there are no crusts on the sandwiches, no brown M&Ms and no paprika in the egg salad, even though all your other guests love crusts, brown M&Ms and paprika. All is in readiness. Guests are arriving. The phone rings. GoH won't be able to make it after all.
In a panic to rescue your party, you turn to GoH's biggest rival, who was gracious enough to show up...and early at that. You dub him GoH and proceed as if nothing happened, but you'll never forget the snub.
And so China once again has snatched the role of leadership out from under the US, whose bloated self-importance and intense self-interest is wearing thin on the rest of the world.
Americans seem either incapable or unwilling to view themselves as others do. This lack of empathy is generally diagnosed as sociopathic when it occurs in individuals. It is common in the offspring of wealthy, powerful people, since the children inherit without the pain and suffering that tempers hubris. This leads to an inflated sense of self-importance and an inability to comprehend that those called friends are only there because you throw great parties and your left-overs are better than most people's first rounds.
But when you ultimately become withdrawn and the parties become less frequent and perhaps there's a little trouble in paradise, those 'friends' will not only not come to your aid, they lie in wait to pounce on you, should the opportunity arise. Since you can't afford to pay your bodyguards anymore, those opportunities start becoming very frequent. In your paranoia, you become a recluse, thus further reinforcing the perception that you are not worth hanging out with.
Look what has happened to America. Once upon a time, it sent people to fight its wars and people to venture into the unknown (such as Moon landings). Now, it sends drones to fight while the people hide deep in mountain redoubts. It sends robots to explore, while the people go home at night to their cushy southern California manors. Classic signs of paranoid reclusivity.
Instead of throwing lavish parties, the US argues over who will pay the tab. Once upon a time, the US was fun and everyone wanted to hang out with him. Now, to be his friend, you have to take his gifts. Instead of the cool electronics and gadgets he used to give away, now he only gives out guns and bombs, and he expects you to fill in as his bodyguard in your part of town because his regular staff up and quit and the current staff just want to sit in bunkers under mountains.
The worst part is that the world got hooked on Uncle Sugar's gifts. Everyone wanted to have some of those green bits of paper that he handed out and the world got used to having them around. Of course, Uncle Sugar handed out so much of the little green paper that it seems like everyone has a pile or two laying around these days. Used to be you could trade them with other folks for neat stuff, but now everyone's got so many of them that no one will trade anymore.
Not to mention Uncle Sugar's habit of borrowing money and not paying it back. Oh sure, he says he always pays, but really all he does is give you more paper in exchange for the original paper. The new stuff has different magical symbols and incantations on them, but really it's just more paper when it come down to it. People start losing interest in Uncle Sugar's stuff and wander off to look for more novel entertainment. Besides, Uncle is really paranoid and grumpy these days, so who wants to hang around that attitude?
Folks start doing things without inviting Uncle Sugar. He gets upset and starts throwing his weight around. He threatens everyone by saying he'll start throwing his pieces of paper from helicopters to keep everyone using them, but all that does is make folks look for alternatives.
And lo and behold! There's Uncle Chin Xiao just chomping at the bit to step in an be the new party house.
Heck, even Uncle Sugar's own family is turning its back on him. Not a good sign.
Probably too late to fix it, too.
Oh, and the whole budget crisis charade? Just histrionics to get everyone panicked and rallied around old Uncle Sugar again. But this time, the world just shrugged and went about its business. All the apocollapse tales and fear porn don't work anymore. Call it 'boy who cried wolf syndrome'. World's got better things to do.
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Showing posts with label apocollapse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apocollapse. Show all posts
17.10.13
1.9.13
Apocollapse Now
Here we are, barely three months post-meteoric disaster, nine months post-Mayan demise, and fourteen years post-computer melt-down, and humanity seems just as hell-bent to destroy itself as ever. I mean, my God!, Tebow released and Justin Beiber attacked?! What is this world coming to? Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
The whole Syria thing appears to be a major PR disaster for the Hidden Hand. The UK parliament found some balls after more than 200 years and told 10 Downing to stuff their guns back in their pants. This led the Great Peacemaker (note that was the name of a famous pistol in the Old West and a missile system, too) has had to back down a bit and turn to - gasp! - Congress for the OK to drone the hell out of another brown country. The French are demanding a vote on the subject (no surprise there). And the Germans are destroying surveillance cameras and giving Snowden awards. There's some sensible folks - but then they have a lot of experience with dictators.
What worries me is that this whole apocollapse theater is a ruse to some greater end. It's not like the Hidden Hand to give a flying flip about what the masses demand, so I smell a rat when these sorts of things happen. Could be a horrible attack on the EU/US/UK is in the offing and it will be blamed on the anti-war crowd, which will neuter that faction and rally the masses around the gun barrel.
Maybe Putin called Bammy and said, "You vill back down or I vill take you on glorious hunting trip vit my old friend Dick Cheney, Comrade."
Heck, maybe they just figured that war on 15 fronts was not feasible, even with robotic armies and the BRICS nations getting antsy. Surely it had nothing to do with folks figuring out that those Facebook photos of chemical weapon victims were a sham and that social media does not constitute a credible information source. Perhaps human have evolved beyond William Randolph Hearst's immortal quote, "Give me the pictures and I'll provide the war," later echoed by Charles Foster Kane. Yellow journalism never dies, just evolves.
In any event, the Saudi puppets really bungled this assignment and will likely face regime change now.
Whatever the reason, we can all breathe a little easier for the moment. The US is contained for the time being and will have to suffice with electrocuting, gassing and raiding its own citizens to death.
In the meantime, the bioweapon that only attacks Semitic people, called MERS, continues to prove that Israelis are not Semites, and so that whole argument can be dispensed with now. If I'm wrong, then how come the MERS virus only affects people from the Arabian peninsula? Why is it that after the Hajj, the virus only spread to other Arabian countries, and didn't follow folks home to other countries? You be the judge.
Where to now? Humanity seems fixated on destroying itself. No matter how many alpcollapses we survive, we generate more in their wake. Perhaps we should round up all the nihilists, place them in a remote corner of Greenland and nuke them. That way, they get their holocaust and the rest of us can get about our business without someone trying to end the world all the damn time.
Maybe the resistance against leveling Syria represents the first nascent step towards a more healthy lifestyle and outlook on the part of humans. Maybe we're finally starting to realize that it's better to build a bright, shiny future than to constantly hope for the worst - if not actively work towards it. Maybe humanity is maturing just a little and emerging from the teen-angst death obsession phase of growing up. Maybe there is hope after all that the nihilists are losing their sway over the masses and folks are starting to behave like Burt Reynolds at the end of The End. "I wanna livvvve!" Maybe...
Naw, too much to ask for.
The whole Syria thing appears to be a major PR disaster for the Hidden Hand. The UK parliament found some balls after more than 200 years and told 10 Downing to stuff their guns back in their pants. This led the Great Peacemaker (note that was the name of a famous pistol in the Old West and a missile system, too) has had to back down a bit and turn to - gasp! - Congress for the OK to drone the hell out of another brown country. The French are demanding a vote on the subject (no surprise there). And the Germans are destroying surveillance cameras and giving Snowden awards. There's some sensible folks - but then they have a lot of experience with dictators.
What worries me is that this whole apocollapse theater is a ruse to some greater end. It's not like the Hidden Hand to give a flying flip about what the masses demand, so I smell a rat when these sorts of things happen. Could be a horrible attack on the EU/US/UK is in the offing and it will be blamed on the anti-war crowd, which will neuter that faction and rally the masses around the gun barrel.
Maybe Putin called Bammy and said, "You vill back down or I vill take you on glorious hunting trip vit my old friend Dick Cheney, Comrade."
Heck, maybe they just figured that war on 15 fronts was not feasible, even with robotic armies and the BRICS nations getting antsy. Surely it had nothing to do with folks figuring out that those Facebook photos of chemical weapon victims were a sham and that social media does not constitute a credible information source. Perhaps human have evolved beyond William Randolph Hearst's immortal quote, "Give me the pictures and I'll provide the war," later echoed by Charles Foster Kane. Yellow journalism never dies, just evolves.
In any event, the Saudi puppets really bungled this assignment and will likely face regime change now.
Whatever the reason, we can all breathe a little easier for the moment. The US is contained for the time being and will have to suffice with electrocuting, gassing and raiding its own citizens to death.
In the meantime, the bioweapon that only attacks Semitic people, called MERS, continues to prove that Israelis are not Semites, and so that whole argument can be dispensed with now. If I'm wrong, then how come the MERS virus only affects people from the Arabian peninsula? Why is it that after the Hajj, the virus only spread to other Arabian countries, and didn't follow folks home to other countries? You be the judge.
Where to now? Humanity seems fixated on destroying itself. No matter how many alpcollapses we survive, we generate more in their wake. Perhaps we should round up all the nihilists, place them in a remote corner of Greenland and nuke them. That way, they get their holocaust and the rest of us can get about our business without someone trying to end the world all the damn time.
Maybe the resistance against leveling Syria represents the first nascent step towards a more healthy lifestyle and outlook on the part of humans. Maybe we're finally starting to realize that it's better to build a bright, shiny future than to constantly hope for the worst - if not actively work towards it. Maybe humanity is maturing just a little and emerging from the teen-angst death obsession phase of growing up. Maybe there is hope after all that the nihilists are losing their sway over the masses and folks are starting to behave like Burt Reynolds at the end of The End. "I wanna livvvve!" Maybe...
Naw, too much to ask for.
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