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24.12.18

A Seasonal Wish From All Of Us


To all of our incredibly intelligent and fantastic readers,
from deep in the jungles of Borneo!

22.12.18

Some Quick Q

Just a quick little post to update those playing along at home.

Let's start back on 1 March 2018.  Donald Trump issued an Executive Order that effectively labels American citizens on American soil as Enemy Combatants under certain conditions, and thus subject to military Courts Martial.

This EO is said to have modified certain parts of Annex 1 and 2 of the Military Regulations Manual concerning Courts Martial.

Note that these changes are set to take effect on 1 January 2019.

We then turn to the 21 December 2018, Q post number 2637:
Q !!mG7VJxZNCI ID: 28b403 No.4400956
Rogers departure. Intel.
Sessions departure. Law.
Kelly departure. Warfare/MIL
 
Mattis departure. Warfare/MIL 
Notice a pattern?
Q


The implication we are meant to take away from this post is that the gentlemen named above have resigned their posts in order to take on special roles in the upcoming Courts Martial, to be held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, where renovations have reportedly been on-going for some time in order to accommodate the so-called 65,000 Sealed Indictment prisoners.

Former Attorney General and head of the Department of Justice under Trump, Jeff Sessions is a lawyer who has also served 20 years in the US Senate from Alabama.  He will ostensibly provide legal guidance, likely as the head Prosecutor for the Courts Martial.  During his DOJ tenure, he is supposed to have used his time preparing for this role quietly in the background, while everyone thought he was just ineffectual and allowing the Mueller investigation to go on with little oversight.

Admiral Mike Rogers is former second-in-command of US Cyber Command and was the head of the NSA for a time.  He supposedly alerted Trump to spying at Trump Tower, causing then president-elect Trump to move his transition operations to New Jersey.  He apparently will provide signals intelligence to the Courts Martial in the form of evidence against the 65,000 perpetrators.

General John Kelly is the recently resigned White House Chief of Staff.  He was a general in the US Marine Corps and supposedly his service in the White House and his exemplary military career places him beyond reproach as one of the military brass overseeing the Courts Martial, as well as a top commander on hand should the mass arrests require martial law within the US.

General Jim Mattis is a former Marine Corps general and recently announced his resignation as Trump's Secretary of Defense.  Presumably, his resignation frees him up to assume command of Homeland Security should the need for Martial Law arise during the round-up.

In addition, the recently announced US pull-out of Syria is to free up troops to rotate back home and prepare for anticipated civil unrest and Martial Law during the 65,000 arrests, and to secure the borders during this time of great upheaval within the US.

Why Courts Martial?

The story goes that civilian courts and judges can't be trusted to fairly apply the law to powerful political figures (such as the Clintons and Obamas, and possibly the Bushes).  Military justice also removes many of the loopholes these figures could use to weasel out of trials and convictions, as well as severely limits the appeals process.

The models for all this are the trials of conspirators in the Abraham Lincoln assassination, as well as the Nuremberg trials of Nazis after the end of World War 2.  It is also the reason Senator Lindsay Graham grilled Brett Kavanaugh on the application of military justice for American citizens during the hearing fiasco.

This is also the justification for the US spending $40 million to renovate Guantanamo Bay Naval prison, the Trump EO and regulations update on Courts Martial that take effect in January 2019, and the battle over border security and the rotation of troops back home from Syria.  And don't forget resignations of key Trump administration figures whose curricula vitae seem well suited for this type of operation.

The expectation within the Qniverse is that all of these machinations are preparation for the upcoming mass arrests and trials of thousands of human traffickers, traitors and political operatives.

The question remains, why would Q telegraph all this - even in code?  If this writer is smart enough to figure out what is supposedly going on, then the "Black Hats" are too, and they are thus prepared for all of this.

It also implies that all of the Congressional hearings of late into the Clinton Foundation and email servers are nothing more than window dressing to keep the topics in the news, and thus the public aware of them, in order to make the mass arrests more acceptable and head off civil unrest.  That would certainly lend credence to the assertion that Q is a weaponized psy-op.

Sure, it makes a picture if you line up the pieces in a certain way.  Two generals, an admiral and the former Attorney General do indeed constitute a Tribunal and a prosecutor.  By all accounts, Guantanamo Bay is being renovated instead of shut down.  And pretty much anything Congress does is little more than dust bunnies in the breeze in any case.  But the Big Question sitting out there is would something like this ever really happen?

A reading of history, especially of the 19th and 20th centuries, does not inspire confidence in government of any kind anywhere, much less government willing to clean up its own mess.  Also, something this big and nasty would effectively undermine any faith in the US government, which would take down the dollar and pretty much all institutions of control.

And if, as the Qvians suspect, this whole charade is aiming to take down the global human trafficking networks and pedophila rings, there pretty much won't be one brick left standing on another anywhere.

Are Trump and the US military really prepared to go that far?  Does The Plan really contemplate the end of nearly all social institutions on the planet?  Are the Qvians and Acolytes really mindful of the full and unclouded implications of what they are wishing for?

If all of this is true, and it is successful (a very huge "if"), there will be nothing left.  This will crash nations, institutions and corporations.  It will lay bare some of the nastiest secrets of the past few centuries.  Trump and Q could just as easily go down in history as the folks who destroyed the world, as much as the biggest heroes of all time.

That's an enormous pile of IFs and there are precious few folks willing to take that kind of responsibility on their shoulders, and frankly Trump doesn't strike me as such a man.

There is an alarming lack of introspection on the part of Qvians.  As I ponder all of this, the terms "mission creep" and "unintended consequences" keep floating into consciousness.  The Qvians seem blissfully unaware of the implications, and Q seems unwilling to address these issues in any meaningful way.  And if The Plan goes completely FUBAR, who do we hold responsible?

So what's the real game?

Stay tuned...
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UPDATE 9 Jan 2019:
Probably noting, but IBM just announced the first commercially available quantum computer, called Q System One.  I can't help make a connection between the name and my contention that there is a supercomputer/AI at the center of the Q Phenomenon.

UPDATE 23 Dec 18:
Trump has accelerated Gen. Mattis' plan to exit in February 2019, to 1 January 2019.  This can be seen as Trump clearing out dead wood, as some employers do when a resigning employee is in a sensitive position.

Given the information above, however, this will be spun in the Qniverse in the following way:
1) Trump's selection of 1 January 2019 coincides with the effective date of the 1 March 2018 EO on Courts Martial; 
2) Trump is attempting to establish an adversarial position against the four men in order to make it seem they are not friendly, so when they are brought back in, Trump and the men can claim to be unbiased since they are not friendly or "colluding" in any way;3) Mattis can wave off any claim that this is all part of some plan, since HIS plan was to leave in February.
Word is also spreading that Utah District Attorney John W. Huber, who was supposed to have spent the last year investigating FBI and DOJ abuse of power under the Obama administration may have done absolutely nothing.

Q has implied in recent weeks that Huber was not alone in investigating corruption.  The Qniverse is coming around to the theory that Huber was a decoy, purposely made public to have the Black Hats watch him and think that they had things fully under control.

Keep in mind that these theories are ad hoc as things develop, and defy everything the Qvians have believed for months.

We can either believe that Q has failed miserably yet again in its mission to keep We The People informed, or we can see this as "disinformation" to keep the Black Hats off the scent and chasing their tails.

In the latter case, Trump would be presented as a 4-D chess master and Q as a strategic genius and The Plan as the greatest military feint of all time.

Or the whole thing is complete BS and is just being used to create a public image, map social networks and keep Trump's hard-core base on the hook for 2020.

Take your pick.

16.12.18

5.12.18

Random Thoughts On Shrubbery

There is some next-level weirdness going on right now and it's going to take a little explanation to see it, so please bear with me as I put all the pieces together.

Osiris, Isis and Horus were ancient Egyptian deities.  Osiris and Isis were brother and sister, as well as husband and wife.  Together, they produced Horus, their son.  Even the shallowest of efforts will demonstrate the similarities between this Holy Family and the one commonly revered in Christianity.  In fact, their story has numerous parallels with central elements of the Christian faith, particularly death/resurrection.

To make an incredibly long and complex story as concise as possible, Osiris got into a huge fight with his brother Set, and Osiris was hacked into 14 pieces.  Isis collected the pieces and sealed them inside a tree trunk, except for the penis.  Isis was a virgin, you see, and hadn't yet borne a child with Osiris.

Isis tossed the tree trunk into the Nile river and impregnated herself with the severed penis.  After three days, Osiris was reborn as the constellation we call Orion, while Isis gave birth to Horus.  Horus went on to take revenge on Set for killing his father.

The reader may, at this point, appreciate the similarities to Disney's The Lion King, as well.

At this point, Horus becomes Mars, red with anger and wrath.  During the battle, Horus receives an horrific wound to the face and loses his eye, though he ultimately vanquishes Set.

Millennia later, Mariner 9 (1970s) revealed to the world (for the first time?) that Mars did indeed have a immense scar across its face (Valles Marinaris).

Jumping around, we come to another ancient Egyptian deity called Bennu.

Bennu is symbolized by the Nile stork, a large ungainly looking bird.  The Bennu was said to have created itself before the world, and was intimately involved in the First Creation.  The Bennu is often cited as the prototype for the Western phoenix bird which, at the end of its life is consumed in flames and then resurrects itself from the ashes.

We should also make a side note of NASA's Phoenix lander, a billion-dollar shovel that landed on Mars in 2008.

Those are the pertinent mythological points.  Now for the next-level weirdness.

On 26 November 2018, NASA's InSight, a billion-dollar drill, landed on Mars at Elysium Planitia, or Elysian Fields.  Interestingly, the Elysian Fields were the ancient Greek vision of Heaven, where good and heroic souls were rewarded with fair skies and boundless harvests.

On 1 December 2018, George H. W. Bush (41st president) dies at the age of 94.  Bush was the son of a Nazi collaborator, Prescott Bush, and initiated the First Iraq War on his former business partner, Saddam Hussein, though he never finished the war.  His son, Geoge W. Bush (43rd president) finished the job with the Second Iraq War, in which Hussein was finally put to death, thus vanquishing his father's enemy - though the war drags on for decades even as we speak.

A sealed box (tree trunk) ostensibly containing the remains of G. H. W. Bush was placed in the center of the US capitol for three days (!) before a taxpayer-funded orgy of political wailing and gnashing of teeth took place on 5 December 2018.

GHW Bush is only one of 31 individuals to be so honored in the history of the US, despite having a seemingly undistinguished career as an carpetbagging oil man who ran the world's most infamous spy agency for two years, then became a nearly invisible Vice President, then a caretaker President whose biggest achievement was starting a war.  An awful lot of hoopla for someone who did so little - apparently - for the world.

Three days later, on 3 December 2018, NASA's OSIRIS-REx craft (literally "King Osiris") arrived at asteroid 101955 Bennu - I shit you not.  The asteroid is almost perfectly cube-shaped and it stretches credulity that this object is natural.  The craft is currently preparing to perform several touch-and-go maneuvers to sample the object's surface and return the material to Earth.

Curiously, the OSIRIS-REx will wait until 4 July 2020, to begin sampling the surface of Bennu.  Note the date and year.

G. H. W. Bush has been long suspected of being a CIA asset, and possibly even involved in the JFK Assassination, which was itself a highly ritualistic murder of a god-king.  Bush also served as head of the CIA before becoming Vice President under Ronald Reagan in 1980.

Speaking of Ronald Reagan, the 40th president was shot on 30 March 1981, by John W. Hinkley, Jr., in an attempted assassination attempt.  Hinkley Sr. was president of the Vanderbilt Energy Corporation and the Hinkleys were an oil family who were close associates of the Bush family, and top contributors to GHW Bush's campaign in 1980.  Hinkley's brother Scott was set to have dinner with Neil Bush in Colorado the night of the shooting.  Neil was a central figure in the Silverado Savings & Loan scandal.

O what tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

The CIA was formed out of the original spy organization called OSS.  It incorporated significant elements of the Nazi spy network after World War 2 - a symbolic rising from the ashes, one might say - specifically the Gladio network formed under the infamous Gen. Reinhard Gehlen.

The Nazis were well-known for their dabblings in the occult and mystic symbolism.  Notably, captured Nazis were folded into the CIA and...wait for it...NASA, under Project Paperclip and similar operations.

Bush served one term as president from 1988-1992, when (guess who) the Clintons took over.  He was largely seen as a caretaker president continuing the Reagan Revolution policies, and the most significant moment of his presidency was the First Iraq War, in which he went after his former oil partner Saddam Hussein, who was threatening the Petro Dollar system by accepting currencies other than the dollar for Iraqi oil.

Bush's son, G. W. (aka Shrub) was elected in 2000, in a highly contentious campaign with (guess who) Al Gore (aka Mr. Global Warming).  During Bush the Second's reign, there was a major terror attack on 11 September 2001 (note the date), which precipitated the Second Iraq War in which Bush II vanquished his father's enemy.

Interestingly, 101955 Bennu was discovered on 11 September 1999 (note the date).

Now, if one were conspiracy minded, which I certainly am not, one could squint at all this in just the right lighting and see the following:

GHW Bush is the symbolic incarnation of Osiris, who was brought down by his enemy Saddam Hussein.  His son, GW Bush (Shrub) took up the mantle and finally overcame his father's mortal enemy.  Bush I approved funding for the International Space Station (ISiS), which began construction during the presidency of Bush II.

GHW Bush died just THREE days before OSIRIS-REx, NASA's asteroid mission, arrived at 101955 Bennu, thus symbolizing an offering to the god of Resurrection.  The probe will touch the 'god' on 4 July 2020, likely in close proximity to the Republican National Convention, thus ritualistically awakening the 'god' to resurrect the Bush Dynasty just in time for the 2020 presidential election.

GHW Bush is also being kept in the capitol rotunda, under the painting of George Washington achieving godhood, for THREE days.  A rare honor.

And did we mention the odd, unnatural shape of 101955 Bennu, which is almost a perfect cube?

At the same time, just days before GHW 'died', NASA's InSight mission landed in Elysian Fields on Mars - in other words, in Heaven on the symbolic manifestation of Horus.

Oh, and all of this happened at the precise moment when certain key individuals were supposed to testify regarding the Clinton Foundation and Uranium 1 scandals, and the treasonous use of national security apparati to spy on candidate Donald Trump during the 2016 election.

And two key federal agencies at the center of all this - CIA and NASA - were both formed from the ashes of the Third Reich, which was really into all this occult symbolism stuff.

Have no fear, though, all of this is just an incredible series of coincidences that have absolutely nothing to do with reality, because we are an advanced civilization now, that doesn't believe in such ritualistic nonsense.

Right?
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Post Scriptum:

On 11 December 2018, just days after OSIRIS-REx entered orbit around 101955 Bennu, it was announced that the "fingerprint" of hydrated clays were found across the surface of the asteroid.  This suggests the presence of water, though the headlines make it sound as if there are literal puddles lying around.

This is significant for a number of reasons - not just the symbolic ones noted above.

First, we have been told for decades that ices present on the surface of comets is what causes the coma and tail(s) as they heat up in the sunlight and out-gas.  Bennu is located well within the range where comets should begin outgassing, yet Bennu is obviously NOT doing this.  Furthermore, almost zero water has been found on the surface of comets visited by spacecraft, yet this "asteroid" is literally awash, if we are to believe the howlings of the "science" media.

Second, the shape of Bennu combined with the presence of water makes for an interesting combination.  Bennu is almost a perfect cube, which is virtually impossible in a natural object, unless it is a massive sugar crystal.  The implication is that Bennu is artificial and if its internal atmosphere had leaked out over centuries/millennia, then it would account for the presence of moisture on the surface, as water vapor condensed after escaping the interior.

Third, we are told that Bennu is interesting for its very high carbon signature.  This brings up the Cosmic War speculation so eloquently outlined by Joseph P. Farrell and others.  If the asteroids are indeed remnants of an exploded planet (Planet V or Tiamat according to different theories), then being covered in carbon would be a signature of this explosion.

It gets much stranger, and this will likely become a mini-series of articles in the future, so stay tuned!

2.12.18

Q Tips And The Quislings

Previous posts:
Deep Throat v. Q
Q The Conspiracy - A Phenomenon
The Gospel According To Q
A-Marketing We Will Q
The Name Of The Q
Q The LARP Carp
Spe-Q-lating On Q
In The Twilight Of The Q
Jonesing For Q
Analyzing Q-Analysis
The Q Prophesy
To Q Or Not To Q
A Quantum Of Q-Bit
Surfing the Q Wave
CQ CQ CQ

Bernard will appear on Rense Radio Network at 9p PDT, Friday, December 7, 2018, to discuss Q-Anon and related topics.
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There's an old Texas expression that seems rather apropos at this point:
"If'n ye allus do wut ye allus done, ye allus git wut ye allus got."
Only works in the original dialect, so you'll have to decipher it yourself. We suggest starting with Uncle Eph.

So where do things stand at this seemingly crucial moment?  Readers have been checking in to find out why I've gone silent on Q and the Anons.

Quite simply, Q went silent for most of October, ostensibly due to Hatch Act restrictions, and even faded in and out during November, but after a period of damage control the fun seems to be ramping up again.

From this point on, I am assuming that readers know about Q and the Anons.  If you are new to the game, please check the previous stories linked at the top.  I use qanon.pub as the source of Q Drops, which is the generally accepted and official conpendium of Q Utterances.

To summarize my Q-Theory:

  • Q is real and may be a function of military intelligence operations;
  • Q is at least partially an AI that is tracking information dissemination through social networks, called q-analysis;
  • Q is a psy-op that is primarily focused on activating the Disenfranchised Masses in the US, and possibly the UK and EU, as well;
  • Q's primary purpose is to market Donald Trump's presidency, but also to subvert mass media gate-keeping and re-direct the narrative via Q  Drops and memes;
  • Q achieves its goals by making followers feel like privileged insiders who know the "real news" before it happens.
Starting in September 2018, the Q Network (or Qniverse, as I call it) began predicting the demise of the Democrats and the so-called "Blue Wave," and promoting a "Red Tsunami" in its place.  Unless you slept through the US mid-term elections back on November 6th, then you realize that neither the Reds nor the Blues came out on top.  In fact, the results were rigorously status quo.

Despite Qvian apologists crowing about keeping the Senate, very tenuously, the results clearly showed the US divided pretty much straight down the middle.

The Blues retook the House and immediately took a giant step backwards by renominating the Ancient Crone Nancy Pelosi as Speaker (again).  The Reds kept the Senate (barely) and like a dog that finally catches the car, are trying to figure out what to do with it.

When the Red Tsunami failed to materialize, the Qvians suffered a major set-back.  Indeed, subscriptions at the various YouTube commentator channels fell precipitously and viewers' comments were not flattering in the least.

So, to catch us all up, let's jump back to the death of John McCain.  Q stated that every dog has its day, and McCain died the day before National Dog Day.  This will become clearer in a moment (and see previous articles for extended discussion).

Then, Q spent most of August and September rallying the Qvians with voter registration pushes and "get out the vote" sermons.  It predicted a major "Red Tsunami" that would sweep Washington, DC, leaving the Republicans in charge of everything.

Then, Q vanished on October 10th, only to reappear on November 2nd, just days before the mid-term elections, still predicting the Red Tsunami, but tempered with accusations of "election fraud."  This is a marketing trick called "salting".  You hedge your bets by establishing and controlling an anti-narrative before the competition has a chance to get theirs rolling.

Q warned there would be massive fraud as a means of stealing the promised victories, and thus softening the blow of reality on the fragile psyches of its followers.  "Don't worry," was the message, if the Red Tsunami doesn't materialize we can write it off as fraud at the polls.

The Anti-Narrative expanded quickly into "we had to LET them commit voter fraud so we could catch them."  This flew in the face of several Q Assurances that the voting was under careful protection of military intel and all would be well.

No word yet on what Q will do with the car now that it has actually caught one.  No worries, though, Q and the Acolytes have already moved on and forgotten about voter fraud.

As I have proposed before, Q is using "q-analysis" to track social networks and information dissemination.  I can safely assume, therefore, that Q knew well in advance that the Red Tsunami was little more than a high tide.  However, encouraging Qvians to meme was a great way to fully flesh out demographic maps and find "hot spots" or "hubs" that were prolific gatekeepers and "thought leaders" - a valuable bit of market information for 2020, and completely proprietary.

The post-election narrative shifted to "We Won Because We Kept The Senate!"  Q carefully manipulated the narrative to point out that the all-important committee chairmanships and nominating process were still in Republican hands, because...um, Republicans good (can you say "marketing"?).

This brings us firmly up to the minute.  Q has, if nothing else, long promised "DECLAS" of vital documents, such as the FISA Warrant, that will finally throw the crooks under the bus.

Whatever one thinks is in those documents and what damage they will do to which characters and organizations, Q's Prophesies of "full disclosure" have steadfastly refused to materialize.  This leaves even the most ardent Qvian scratching his patriotic head, wondering why these death blows aren't landing.

Q assures us, though, that Mr. Trump - in his infinite wisdom and knowledge - will deliver the goods at exactly the right moment to do one of those Mortal Kombat dramatic secret death moves.

Since May 11, 2018, Q has been dropping the term "D5".  There has been endless speculation on what this means, from the highest level of avalanche warning, to a reference to the 5-Eyes (US, Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand), to the deepest recesses of gematria (D is the fifth letter of the alphabet, so 55, which is 5+5, so...aw, forget it).

The narrative has finally settled on December 5th.  Here's why:

Q has told us that tomorrow (Dec. 3), James Comey will testify before the Senate Judiciary committee (again).  On Tuesday (Dec. 4), Loretta Lynch will testify before the same committee.  On Wednesday (Dec. 5th), John Huber will testify before the House Oversight Subcommittee for Government Operations concerning his months-long investigation of the Clinton Foundation and alleged massive "pay-for-play" operations.

If all of this is Greek to the reader, here's a brief summary: 
  • Former FBI Director James Comey is suspected of covering up Hillary Clinton and Clinton Foundation crimes;
  • Former DOJ head Loretta Lynch is suspected of aiding and abetting Comey, with a mysterious "tarmac meeting" with Bill Clinton during the 2016 election;
  • John Huber is a federal prosecutor from Utah who has supposedly been tasked with nailing the Clintons and their cabal to the wall, and is cast as an Eliot Ness Untouchable character.
The implication that Q has left with us is that Comey and Lynch will be compelled to spill the whole truth and nothing but the truth because Huber's testimony will finally lay all the pieces on the table.  Comey and Lynch stand to face felony perjury charges if their stories don't match Huber's.

It gets better.

Miraculously (one might think), George H. W. Bush (41st president), whose father Prescott Bush was a Nazi collaborator - and fomented a coup against the FDR administration in the 1930s stopped only by Gen. Smedley Butler - and whose political career (and that of his sons) has long been speculated to be a reward for his role in the JFK Assassination, dies on December 1st, at the ripe old age of 94.  This will initiate a state funeral spectacle during the very week of the above testimonies.

Q has not very subtly implied that Bush's death was "planned," or perhaps "caused," in order to distract from the fireworks in Congress.  Q reminds us that Bush's Secret Service code name was "Timberwolf," which is tied back to Q's earlier comment about 'every dog having its day'.

The Qvians have reminded us that Hitler's nickname was "the Grey Wolf," which is another name for the timber wolf.

This is all because Washington DC is in a complete panic, according to Q.  Q has primed its network to "see something, say something" as the criminal elements of the Deep State are likely to use false flag attacks and other distractions (like, um, state funerals) to take as much focus off the antics in Congress as possible.

Is all of this an amazing coincidence or, as Q intimates, part of an on-going operation to distract, delay, dissemble, destroy and deny (D5 anyone)?  Your guess is as good as mine, though I am prone to believe the latter.

Bush was quite old, and his wife of 74 years died earlier this year.  There are plenty of anecdotal stories of long-married couples following each other into the Great Here-after.

John McCain died of the same brain cancer that felled his hero Teddy Kennedy, on the exact anniversary of Teddy's death, which also happened to be the day before National Dog Day.

Bush's call-sign was indeed "timberwolf," an animal that shares an ancestor with the domestic dog.

The timing of both McCain's death and Bush's, along with the attendant state hoopla, is exceedingly convenient, considering what is scheduled to occur in the various Congressional committees this week, and the presumed need to keep the nattering nabobs busy.

But what stretches credulity is the Q claim that Huber and his overseer Inspector General Michael Horowitz have been working - in nearly complete secrecy - with 470 investigators (says Q) to generate the Legendary 50,000 Sealed Indictments (or is it 65,000?).

As I've noted before, this would involve over 200 Grand Juries a day, no weekends or holidays, since January 1, 2018, to achieve.  It also means that thousands of grand jurors, judges, prosecutors, defense attorneys, bailiffs, clerks, and random hangers-on would have been sworn to silence under pain of, um...something.

Q has freely admitted that it disseminates false information, supposedly to throw the "bad guys" off the scent and perhaps cause them to make mistakes that can and will be used in a court of law.

Q also has a rotten track record for predicting events.  The "predictions" are generally vague and open-ended, like a televangelist prophesy, so that just about any similar future event can be interpreted as proof of foreknowledge.

We've been hearing of pending arrests and exposure of the Deep State from Q for well over a year now, and none of it seems any closer than it was back on October 27, 2017, when Q said Hillary Clinton's arrest was imminent and that she was already prevented from leaving the country (she recently spoke to a nearly empty arena in Canada).

The Qvians diligently justify every failure as being part of a "military operation," where the theater is in constant flux and plans change and evolve.  Never mind that they actually believe in and support a military "counter-coup" taking place within the federal government of the United States, without irrefutable evidence that a "coup" has actually taken place.  Any vaporous similarity between real events and a Q Prophesy is heralded as a triumph of the Q Faith.

"Future proves past," as Q and the Anons are constantly telling us.

Like Bible-thumping Christians, the dogged refusal of the Apocalypse to materialize on schedule only pushes the prophesies into the future, but never disproves them.

For me, however, I can't shake the disturbing impression that all of this sounds entirely too much like the plot of Christopher Nolan's brilliant film The Dark Knight.

Donald Trump is the billionaire playboy, who by night beats Gotham's criminals to a pulp with his bare hands.  Hillary Clinton is the Joker (or is she Harley Quinn?), the psychopathic criminal mastermind with weird make-up who just wants to see the world burn.  James Comey is Harvey "Two-Face" Dent, the Boy Scout FBI head turned duplicitous criminal who randomly switches stories and sides on a coin-flip.  John Huber is Commissioner Jim Gordon, the dogged and untouchable investigator who will bring down the house (of cards).  Michael Flynn is Lucius Fox, the quiet enabler that offered all the resources of the US military intelligence complex to Trump in the fight for truth and justice.

If the Legendary 50,000 (or is it 65,000) Sealed Indictments ever see the light of day, one can even imagine a scene like The Dark Knight, in which hundreds of defendants appear in court all at once to answer the charges.  Sure, the top guys will bail out, but the little guys can't afford to be off the streets.  They'll cut a deal for shorter sentences.  Just think what Trump could do with 18 months of clean streets!

I could go on with the parallels, but I think the reader can see my line of thought.  The similarities are remarkable.

In any event, the promised Salvation of the Q keeps getting pushed into the future, like a long-awaited savior.  Trump is still the underground hero that WILL deliver on his promises to jail the perps...at some point.  The Qvians undauntedly believe that the US federal government can and should be redeemed - with the aid of The Brilliantly Conceived Plan that no one seems to be able to articulate, and which must be several iterations away from the Original Plan by now.  Subscriber numbers are slowly recovering as armchair patriots filter back to the spectacle.  

And life goes on...

Where we go one, we go all.

How true.
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Post Scriptum:


The Qniverse is speculating that a James Comey tweet on Novemver 14, 2018, about his old dog dying is a veiled reference to GHW Bush actually dying on that date, rather than 1 December 2018, keeping in mind Bush's callsign "timeberwolf" and the relation to "dog".  

Presumably, the body was kept on ice just for the occasion of delaying the Congressional hearings - and perhaps for Bennu resurrection (see next article in the archives in the right column - Random Thoughts On Shrubbery.


Also, it would appear that Q has taken credit for the ULF wave that shook the Earth on 11/11.  

For some time, Q predicted a "major event" on 11/11, but when nothing political happened, a regular Q Troll taunted Q with its failure.  Q responded by nothing that the ULF frequency was a 17-second interval, with Q being the 17th letter of the alphabet, and that the event was indeed on 11/11.

The Qniverse narrative is that back in July, Q took out a number of satellites and servers being used by the Deep State in the notorious Snow White posts (see our previous articles).  This forced the Deep State to use its emergency back-up system of broadcasting ELF waves through the Earth itself (using CERN?).

Q supposedly signaled its take-over of THAT channel, as well, by broadcasting in 17-second intervals what is obviously an unnatural wave - both frequency and amplitude are controlled.  Also note the higher frequency band, called by one geologist a series of "pings," and they might well be a kind of carrier wave for additional information.

I leave it to the reader to decide what to believe here, but I am convinced the seismic event was NOT natural.  Who or what created the signal is open for debate.


28.10.18

Asses v. Dumbos - An American Ritual

Q has decided to take a little vacation since 10/10/18, leaving the Qniverse high and dry, and Q-vians scrambling for something to talk about during the run-up to the US mid-term elections.  Fear not, though, the acolytes assure us that Q is considerately refusing to add fodder to the GeezerMedia slop trough.

Not that there's been any shortage of things to entertain and enthrall.  One week, it was the crashing economy, then it was the mad MAGA bomber, now it's the Trump-hating synagogue shooter, and through it all has been the Central American invasion force now making its way through Mexico.  And who can forget the brilliant fiasco that was Elizabeth Warren's DNA test?

Honestly, even Kurt Vonnegut couldn't make this stuff up, and he came close in Cat's Cradle and Slapstick.

The Federal Reserve (which is neither) and Wall Street have been doing their level best to crater the US economy, which has been steaming along at a (reported) 3.5% growth rate, which is the best showing since George W. (Shrub) Bush allowed the World Trade Center to be demolished.  They even tried puffing up oil prices until that gadfly of US politics, Libya, started pumping again.

The bastast...I mean banksters have been pulling their money out of the markets, which promptly rebound.  They've raised interest rates, forcing folks to pay cash for everything - which they apparently have now.  The banksters have even tried blowing up oil prices, which turned right around and crashed again.

Just cain't win fer losin', my pappy always said.

The MAGA bomber was a real knee-slapper.  Get a load of the name: Cesar Altier Sayoc.  You know he's a lone nutcase because he has THREE names.  I'm holding my cramping sides and wiping tears from my eyes on this one.

A registered Democrat voter from Debbie Wasserman Schultz' district in Florida, who is apparently related to Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, abuses steroids and recently plastered his van in pro-Trump paraphernalia (despite everyone else who does this being attacked by Bumbledick hordes), and hangs around locker-room showers, decided to build a bunch of movie-prop bombs and send them to every Democrat in danger of being prosecuted for high crimes and misdemeanors.

The best part is that some of the packages were reported to have arrived at the homes of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, in defiance of the fact that folks like this do not receive any mail at the their homes (it all goes through government security checks first).  This guy knew all the tricks, it would seem.

The best part is that this mental pygmy left fingerprints and DNA all over the place, as if he wanted the media to find his pro-Trump paraphernalia.  Obviously, that would be the furthest thing from his mind, since no one but a patsy would want that kind of attention if they were serious bombers, right?

And speaking of Elizabeth Warren, this Queen of Politcal Comeuppance went and shot herself in both feet by getting a DNA test and releasing the results, showing that she might have had a distant relative several hundred years ago that was at least part North American indian.  This Bumbledick genius highlighted the cultural insanity that is Political Correctness and exposed the silliness of Affirmative Action all with one tiny vial of blood or spit swab, whichever.

This, of course, was an insult to my children who are 1/8th Lipan Apache and have a photograph of great-grandmother to prove it.

Next, in the past few hours, some bozo walked into a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, synagogue and shot up the place, killing 11 people and injuring some number of others.  I particularly enjoy the delicious irony of the headline: Vigils Held for Shooting Victims, considering "vigil" is the first office of the day among old-time Catholics.

This story, of course, is being touted as symptomatic of the "hate" that is swelling in America under Donald Trump, even though the shooter was anti-Trump and he lived in a part of the country experiencing phenomenal growth due to Trump's trade war with Asia (see steel industry in the US).

Running like woven rattan through all of this goofiness is the so-called Honduran Caravan, which is reportedly a bunch of women and children seeking refuge from oppression at home, despite having walked through at least two other neighboring countries on their way to the US border and the fact that nearly all unedited and unfiltered photographs show thousands of well-dressed and well-fed fighting-aged men riding on flatbed trailers. 

None of the GeezerMedia are asking the obvious question - how are these "untrained" refugees making better time on a 2,000-mile march than a well-trained and supplied army?

It's a bloody Bumbledick Miracle!

Apparently, no one gets the joke about calling this group of soldie...er, refugees a "caravan," since the word originates from the Persian (Iran) word karwan, and comes to English via the Arabic word qairawan, meaning "a group of desert travelers."  Considering how many ISIS militants are reported to be embedded in the horde, this bit of delicious irony does not escape our notice.

The jaw-dropping lunacy of contemporary American politics is without comparison to anything I can think of in history.  Not only is it glaringly transparent, it is just, well...silly.  Hell, even a Californian dunderhead Irishman with an Hispanic nickname is being touted as a serious contender for a Texas Senate seat, despite the fact that all his money is coming from Hollywood.

You know the elections are going to be fun, because the pollsters (who so successfully predicted Hillary Clinton's landslide win in 2016) have begun backing off their Blue Wave Democrat groundswell, just exactly the way they did in the last two weeks leading up to the Trump victory.

I personally subscribe to neither the Bumbledicks nor the Bucketheads.  I rather view them something like those corporations (can you say Procter & Gamble?) that sell the exact same products under a premium and a low-cost brand, so that you get the same result while paying for vaporous perception and image.

If I were forced to choose at gun-point, which may happen sooner than later, I would have to go with the Bucketheads, since the Bumbledicks have become little more than a punchline on the Blessed Assurance end of the Universe.  At least the Bucketheads act like they're serious - a feature that is probably more dangerous, in any event.

As happens regularly during the US political cycle, I remind readers to find a copy of P. J. O'Rourke's brilliant book, Don't Vote, It Just Encourages the Bastards.  Though it's hard to be funnier than the Bumbledicks, this book gives them a good run for the money, and will return more to the buyer than any campaign donation.

It might also be time to dust off those old Christopher Hitchens books to remind ourselves that there is nothing new under the Sun.

I would admonish the gentle reader to pray for the welfare of the nation, but that would violate every fiber of my constitution.  Instead, let us turn to Lysander Spooner and recall that the US has been a joke since nearly the moment of its birth.  One thing I do appreciate about Donald Trump, is the perpetual smirk on his face, belying the fact that he, too, knows it's all a perverse limerick. 

2.10.18

CQ CQ CQ --.-. --.-

Voter registration drive - marketing
Previous posts:
Deep Throat v, Q
Q The Conspiracy - A Phenomenon
The Gospel According To Q
A-Marketing We Will Q
The Name Of The Q
Q The LARP Carp
Spe-Q-lating On Q
In The Twilight Of The Q
Jonesing For Q
Analyzing Q-Analysis
The Q Prophesy
To Q Or Not To Q
A Quantum Of Q-Bit
Surfing the Q Wave


I've obviously had a lot to say about the Q Phenomenon.  Since May 2018, I've tried to build a solid and objective argument that Q is dangerous and that ALL followers of Q do so based solely on faith, which is a characteristic of religion.

At this point, it is probably more effective to let Q speak for itself.  Since it claims that the 8chan board is its only "official" outlet, I will only take Q Drops from that source to ensure these are actual Q Quotes.  

There is, of course, a lot more (over 2,300 drops as of this writing), but these are selected samples that prove my case.  The reader is encouraged to verify these and all other conclusions I've made by reading Q itself.
Propaganda and sales pitch - marketing
HRC and Saudi Arabia linked in human trafficking - conspiracy theory
Imminent HRC arrest - failed prediction and/or disinformation (psy-op)
Q makes excuses for why none of its earth-shaking predictions have come true

Admits using disinformation but is NOT a psy-op?
Attacking religious establishment w/o evidence - First Amendment?
Voter registration drive for Republicans - marketing
Making excuses for failed predictions
Using comic book graphics but not a LARP
Failed predictions
Taking credit for shutting down US surveillance assets
Gov't conspiracy to hide UFOs and ETs

Remain passive, let the experts handle this.
Using q-analytics to track and trace IP addresses
Quoting Scriptures to attract religious audience
John McCain MIHOP (murder) or LIHOP (accomplice)

Q hawks T-shirt sales - marketing